Stiff Upper Lip Lyrics - 2000

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(young - young)
Don't smoke don't fight don't light no cigarettes
Or else you'll wind up in the can
No jokes no rights sit tight don't fool around
You are a guest of uncle sam
Stand up look right don't slouch and stand at ease
Allow no sex above the knees
When i snap you jump into the master plan
I'll be damned
Well i'll be damned

I'll be damned if i drink or smoke
Damned if i steal your joke
I'll be damned if i go for broke
Damned if i do
Damned if i don't

Don't talk don't fool don't try to mess around
I'll make a monkey outta you
You sign your name right on that dotted line boy
I'll be damned

I'll be damned if i drink or smoke
Damned if i steal your joke
I'll be damned if i go for broke
Damned if i do
And damned if i don't, yeah

Come on
I'll be damned if i drink or smoke
Damned if i steal your joke
I'll be damned if i go for broke
I'm damned if i do
I'm damned if i don't

I'll be damned if i drink or smoke
Damned if i steal your joke
I'll be damned if i go for broke
I'm damned if i do
I'm damned if i don't

I'll be damned
I'll be damned
I'll be damned
I'll be damned
I'll be damned
I'll be damned

© 2000, j. albert & son, pty.