It's a doll completely made of socks
It's a cover for a tissue box
It's a clothespin duck and a funfur cat
And a crazy yarn and beercan hat

Earth to grandma
What the hell is that?

It a painted rock with google eyes
It's a matchstick cross where jesus died
It's a plaque that says
It's toothpicks, felt, and styofoam

Earth to grandma
What the hell is that?