It was the middle of winter And I drove us in my car
The snow started falling So we stopped off at a bar
The beer started flowing And your mother and I took the floor
But by the last dance we were tired So I booked a room next door
So if anyone asks you If you come from Heaven above
You're from a one star hotel With a five star passionate love
It was a hot summers day
Amd we drove there in the car
And your father was thirsty
So we had to find a bar
Well he couldn't stop drinking
And he couldn't stand on his feet
We had to walk to a hotel
And book ourselves into a suite
So if the teacher asks you
Are you from Heaven or are you from Hell
You're from a one star drunken screw
In a one star motel
Yes if the teacher asks you
Are you from Heaven or are you from Hell
You're from a pitch black toilet
In a highway Taco Bell
I'll remember the birth for the rest of my time on this land
Your mother sweating buckets And me holding onto her hand
Well your father was absent
He claimed he couldn't find the ward
Just tugging on mescal
Trying to eat the umbilical cord
So if anyone asks you
Do you know where you're from, say yes
You're from your mother's womb
And your father's stinking breath
And if they ask you how you got there
Tell them just what it took
Your father's stinking breath
And your mother's stinking luck
Your father and I won't tell the whole truth
Your father and I wont' tell the truth
