on the freeway all the cars have stopped
because the big news has dropped
all the phones are ringing
it's got all the neighbors singing
police chief is calling his advisors
greenpeace is putting out flyers

we've got ourselves a little situation
it's worse than an alien invasion
jennifer has got a cold
and everyone has got to know

there's a news break for everybody watching
jennifer has just started coughing
the doctors can't explain it
"how did she ever obtain this?"
all her friends are sending get well cards
"you can beat it, just gotta fight hard"
all the world is sitting home waiting
all the priests are singing and praying

swat team has jennifer surrounded
coast guard takes her to an island
out there no one gets infected
jenny live where she can be protected
united nations emergency meeting
declares the whole world is grieving
and peace will come if jenny just gets well
please come home soon.....