Milo Goes To College Lyrics - 1983

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Think that I'm a loser,'cause my pants are really too low
Think that I'm a slob, 'cause i got holes in my shoes
Think my cock is like, just like my dirty shirt
Well you can fuck off, 'cause i'm working sixty a week
You think that life is really tough when your daddy won't buy you a brand new car
Take a girl out, she won't fuck you, you just bought her a gram of coke
Spent all your money on shitty coke
I'm not a loser!, that's right, I'm not a loser!, I'm not a loser!
Cruise down the boulevard wasting mommy's gas while you're looking for some kicks on Friday night
You're only goal in life is to smoke a joint and decide how you're gonna get laid tonight
You are a fucking son-of-a-bitch, you arrogant assholes
Your pants are too tight, you fucking homos
You suck, Mr. Buttfuck, you don't belong here
Go away, you fucking gay
I'm not a loser!