When I was young I had smash
With my old man's car took quite a bash;
Hit black ice at 95,
They said I was lucky to be alive.
Ended up in a hospital bed;
At first they said, "He'd be better off dead."
But then they found some special parts;
A couple kidneys and a pumpin' heart...
I'm a bionic man, bionic man
What a beautiful diagram;
I'm a half a machine
I'm somewhere between
Can you understand?
Whoaaaaa
I've got a powerful system of laser beams
In one eyeball that's colored green;
I've got a battery muscle and a fiber hip,
I've got a mini-computer with a silicon chip.
I've got a silver bone and a plate of gold,
A dummy hand, remote-controlled;
I've got a plastic nose, a plastic cheek,
I guess I'm just a man-made freak.
I'm a bionic man, bionic man;
Oh, what a beautiful diagram.
I'm a half a machine,
I'm somewhere between
Is that what I am?
Can run as fast as a high speed jet
I've got a skin that feels like leatherette
I've got a nervous system made out of steel;
I've got a motorized Achille's Heel.
Can see from here to Kingdom come;
I've got a diamond tooth and a platinum gum.
My reflex action's out of sight.
A little like a meteorite.
I'm a bionic man, bionic man
I work according to the plan
I'm a hummin' machine
I'm somewhere between
Is that what I am?
