VERSE ONE
Once upon a rhyme
Some upper crust MCs tried to rap in time.
Return ticket to Warrawee, North Shore line
Ask Tim Bailey
Our migrant cleaner comes when our fingers does click,
Don
Westies are only good for laying our bricks,
Or being ignored like weapons inspector Hans Blix.
Train approaches a stop,
I focus on a girl, licking on a lollypop,
The hottest thing since the spud that dropped,
Tried to talk but the beat stopped.
CHORUS ONE
If she was a nail (I
If she was a donkey (I
If she was Sir Lancelot (I
But I
An albino impersonating Wendell Sailor.
It ain
But I do, love you.
Your friends, your car, your money, what your parents do,
If you, if you can
I can find another man to take care of me.
VERSE TWO
If she wanted to go down I
God knows I should know better.
There
Girl with long socks and an Irish setter
From the North Shore Upper,
Daddy
TEA!
What have I got to do to get her to like me,
Some beige strides boat shoes short back and sides.
She plays lawn tennis on the weekends,
Talkin bout Pears for hair, tricky tupperware,
Shopping with her friends, drivin daddy
Wouldn
Coloured contact lense!
CHORUS TWO
If she was a post card (I
If she was a male (hello sailor).
If she was a wall or a fish (I
But I
An albino impersonating Wendell Sailor.
It ain
But I do, love you.
Your friends, your car, your money, what your parents do,
If you, if you can
I can find another man to take care of me.
BRIDGE
VERSE THREE
You
You need a new postcode to get in my pants.
Look I study media and communications,
I can
Daddy likes me to dress to impress for all special occasions.
So I didn
Don
I think a lot of things,
Like the ideal social structure is feudal,
And our currency should be apple strudel,
You could spend it, or eat it!
CHORUS THREE
If she was a nerd (I
If she liked movie trivia (I
If she was Andrew Chan (I
But I
An albino impersonating Wendell Sailor.
It ain
But I do, love you.
Your friends, your car, your money, what your parents do,
If you, if you can
I can find another man to take care of me.
