INTRODUCTION
There are some things in life that will never be told.
There are somethings that will never come out.
But lets all speak our minds here.
Let the truth come out tonight.
CHORUS
Trever Hohns smokes crack and worships Satan
Trever Hohns smokes crack and worships Satan
VERSE ONE
Two skinny white men with nothing to do,
But watch cricket with our bitches and our hip hop crew.
You never seen some boys with so many rocks,
Bling bling Punters girlfriend is a dead set fox!
We love putting in the hours into pleasing the bitches,
Like Kevin Mitchell Junior does preparing his pitches.
In this game its hard to be original,
Like its hard to see that Dizzy
Betting with Gupta in a Calcutta hole,
Watching Murali chuck and the Sultan bowl.
I
'Cos I
Now I
If I want to know the weather I
If I want to pick a team I know for sure,
Trevor Hohns smokes cones and his teams don
CHORUS
Trever Hohns smokes crack and worships Satan
Trever Hohns smokes crack and worships Satan
VERSE TWO
Now we know Trevor Hohns ain
And he's about as popular as Warnie on the phone,
And a racist bastard too when he
Where is the inestimable Richard Chee Kwee?
Lehman
And he
Punter
When Lehman gets out you're a black -
Damian Martyn must be giving Trevor favours,
'Cos when we need a wicket he's never there to save us.
Like Virendra Sehwag is a serial appealer,
And he
Two brothers can play six hundred one dayers,
And be two of the countries greatest ever players,
The next thing you know they were shown the door,
'Cos Trevor Hohns smokes cones and his teams don
CHORUS
Trever Hohns smokes crack and worships Satan
Trever Hohns smokes crack and worships Satan
VERSE THREE
Dean Leon Trakman's always dissing the blackman,
He needs to play it straight like VVS Laxman.
Hansie saw the devil 'cos he smoked the crack-man,
Warnie dropping pills like he
Darryl Cullinan and his team South Africa
All sweaty and nervous like a Bali drug trafficker
They're dropping catches, they're throwing matches
Smoking cricket pole like Hansom scratches
Hard and fast, give it hard and fast
BRIDGE
Pushpakumar, Pushpakumar, Pushpakumar
Murali and Sangakkara, Murali and Sangakkara, Murali and Sangakara, Sunil Gavaskar
VERSE FOUR
Our rhymes are metronomical like a fullly fit McGrath,
But when he dropped Bichel, Trevor went too far.
And he dropped him for Bracken man the dude can
I wish MacGill
Border and Boony need to ice the muther fucker,
We
Why don
'Cos Trevor Hohns smokes cones and his teams don
CHORUS
Trever Hohns smokes crack and worships Satan
Trever Hohns smokes crack and worships Satan
