Ghetto blasters, phony jewels
Cathedrals, castles, making up rules
Trashy novels and leather gloves
This is a list of the things i love

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I am the girl of 100 lists
From what shall i wear
To who i have kissed
Check items off
Let nothing be missed
Sing i to myself and my 100 lists

Pick up your laundry, doctor's at ten
We're out of toothpaste, rehearsal (again)
Stop by the bank and cash my pay
These are the things i must get done today

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Ricky and danny and terry and jim
Dean lasted six months-don't forget him
Perhaps some day this list will end
Till then i tally my gentlemen friends

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