My Life Is Rubbish
My Life Is Tough
The Other Singers Pick On Me
Nick All My Stuff
They Dont Think Im One Of Them
And Thats Not Fair
Just Cos I've Got A Girly Voice
And Silly Hair
I Told Them I'm A Soldier
I've Been In A War
But None Of Them Believe Me
And Laugh Even More
Robbie Said To Prove MySelf
I Should Go
And Take My Coat And girly Top Off And Stand In The Snow
Its Bloody Cold
Its Bloody Cold
Its Bloody Cold Out Here
But If I Pass Robbies Test
Maybe He'll Be So Immpressed
And It Might Help My Career
Blast Into Next Year
Noel And Liam Gallagher Wont Let Me In Their Gang
Morrisey Keeps Telling Me James Blunt Is Rhyming Slang
Craig David Says The Only Way, To Prove Im cool
Is Jumping With My Trousers On
Into A Swimming Pool
Its Bloody Cold
Its Bloody Cold
Its Bloody Cold I Know
But If It Means I Can Hang
With The cool Singers Gang
Its Worth It I Suppose
Ok Then Here Goes
