[Parody of "Ode To Joy":]
Bam Bama Bam Bam Bama,
Bam Bama Bam Bama Bama Bam,
[Muppets Chorus:]
Let's the Muppets Show did again!
[Gonzo, Miss Piggy, Together:]
Kermit the Frog is played on a Banjo,
He Has Played On His Banjo!
[Muppets Chorus:]
Kermit the Frog It's Strumming in it!
You Gotta Kiss Kermit!
[Animal:]
KERMIT THE FROG,
HE WAS HERE,
HE WAS SLEEPING IN BED IN A LILLYPAD!
[Kermit:]
Hi-ho, I'm Kermit the Froggie,
Ronnae Gonna Love Me Too,
Kermit the Frog Come in Here,
With Miss Piggy & Animal,
And He Was Going To Work,
Then He Said "Miss Piggy, Come Back Here!"
[Miss Piggy:]
Kermie, I Love You And You Don't,
Why You Wanna Stay With Me?
