Axed at howard's hack hack hack
axed at howard's by a fucking maniac
we were skaing it was fun
I saw him coming on the run
he had an axe he was pissed
he swung it hard I'm glad he missed
He got my friend he hacked his stick
chopped in half by a maniac prick
I got away cuz I was running fast
that trip to howard's was almost my last