[En esch:]
Welcome aboard the crazy trip
Circle of fools say 'hi'

[Sascha:]
Watch your step or you might trip
We're glad you came on by

[Abby:]
The guys and I have prepared a brew
You really ought to taste

[En esch:]
It makes you strong and make you *beep*
Don't let it go to waste

[Sascha:]
Care for some sweets to chase your drink?
I see you've quite a thirst

[Abby:]
No no no you can't yet go
First things must come first

[En esch:]
Delicious not? you feel alive?
You need alittle space?

[Sascha:]
So you're not feeling well?
What's wrong with your face?

[Abby:]
Holy smokes! we goofed again
The brew is not quite right

[En esch:]
We'll take him back behind the pen
And try again tonight

[Sascha:]
Welcome aboard the crazy trip
Circle of fools say 'hi'

[Abby:]
Watch your step or you might trip

[All:]
We're glad you came on by

[Chorus:]
Great that we pretend that we are all that
We enjoy ourselves
Should we get some help?
We have always failed yet there is no doubt
Can't go wrong from here
We are down and out
All of us are going down