I'm a sick and perverted man I get my kicks with a watering can
A length of hose to make things flow
A one man anal fountain show,
A bowel of water to be let out
Let me pull on your sphinctal spout,
I'm the Illinois enema bandit
I will make your rectum sick
I'm the Illinois enema bandit
I will make your rectum sick,
I'm a sick and perverted man
I get my kicks with a watering can
A length of hose to make things flow
A one man anal fountain show,
Administer young women
In a novel way
It's quite amusing to see
What the papers say
The next morning
On the girlie's tunnel
I leave my calling card
On her anal funnel
