I met him at a party and he told me how to drive him home
He said he liked to do it backwards
And I said that's just fine with me
That way we can fuck and watch t.v.
It was 4am and the light was gray, like it always is in paperbacks
He asked if I like playing jacks
I told him that I was good to sixes, but all hell broke loose after that
I told him that I knew Julia Roberts when I was 12 at summer camp
We didn't say anything after that
I dropped him off and I drove on home
Cause secretly, I'm timid
