You want a guy who can bring bacon,
and you want a guy with savoir-faire.
Somebody who can take control of it,
someone with cool black shiny hair.
Yeah, you don't want a boyfriend.
What you want is Mr. Spock,
to come to your wasteland,
and destroy the robot.
Something more than human,
someone with blood that's cold and green.
You want something better than me.
Captain Kirk, went to the planet,
and there he fought the man lizard.
He saved the ship, invented the gun powder,
but that's just not good enough for you, is it?
No, you don't want a boyfriend.
what you want is Mr. Spock,
to come to your wasteland,
and destroy the robot.
Something more than human,
someone with blood that's cold and green.
You want something better than me.
You sit all night at your computer,
drinking diet Dr pepper,
looking for an answer to it all.
Say the words, say the words,
say say say the words.
You don't want a boyfriend.
What you want is Mr. Spock,
to come to your wasteland,
and destroy the robot.
Something more than human,
someone with blood that's cold and green.
You want something better than me...
