Verse 1
I was lookin in my house,
When I saw a mouse,
Spent the rest of the day hunting that gay.
I soon found him,
Hiding in the dim,
He looked so small,
But he was 2 foot tall.
Turned round to get a hammer,
He was gone in a stammer.
He got away what a gay!!
Chorus
Theres a mouse in my house,
And I just can
Verse 2
He was up in a tree,
Smiling with glee,
I tried to climb,
But he covered me in slime
I just said oh my god,
This mouse is a sod.
Went into the kitchin,
200 pound cheese gone,
I was thitchin.
Jesus christ this mouse is makin me mad,
I just wanna kil his dad!!
Chorus
Theres a mouse in my house,
And I just can
Verse 3
I wanna smash him in the head,
When he
I wanna smash him in the face with a massive mace,
I wanna put it in the freeza ,
I wanna out it in the fridge,
GUITAR SOLO
