I went to punk rock high and the school of rock.
I got an electric guitar to compensate my small cock.
I got a high squeaky voice like a mouse in a can.
That's the way that I am.

I wore baggy clothes I was overweight.
Now I'm a blue fox punk because I watched what I ate.
Now I wear bondage pants just because I can.
That's the wau that I am.

I was a popular guy at punk rock high.
At the school of rock I was cooler than the jocks.
The regular classes was nothing for me
but at gas stations across Europe I got a degree.

The boys and me got some history. We're a mystery.
We're still getting it on, writing our songs.
And we still do everything that we can sticking it
to the man.
Fred once said -man we must be misled.
There must be something better than a van as a bed.
I said we got to do all that we can sticking it to the man.

I went to punk rock high and the school of rock.
And just like Bill Haley I rock around the clock.
I don't need a glass, I drink straight from the can.
That's the way that I am.

I was a popular guy at punk rock high.
At the school of rock I was cooler than the jocks.
At rock n roll university I got a doctors degree and a PhD.