Our stuff's all packed and we're all crammed
Into Andre the Giant Van
Secretions are on the road
To meet Mynock in Lake Tahoe
Pata Place, Rojo's, and Hoss Hoggs
Played three shows and we had a ball
Then Pops Tortellini drank too much Tang
And then he passed out in the hall
The road is calling, and we're listening
Yeah, we're good to go
Come on get in the van let's hit the road
North to Ashland, West to Mission
South to Mexico
Hey get in the van, let's hit the road
Let's Go
Went up north to play some bars
With the Kansas City Stars
Then went south to play some shows
In Vegas, Tucson, and Mexico
Tucson was fun at Seven Black Cats
Shaun showed off his nuts and ass
In Nogales at the Coco Loco
We drank Alien Secretions
In Vegas on the fourth of July
We played in a hail of smoke, beer, and fire
Danny's got just two words for ya and they're
Faviola! Faviola!
Ventura soundmen are the best
They make you sound like a fucking mess
At least you can call them silly names like
Fartmouth! Assneck!
