If you want to go out,
If you want to go out,
Read it in the papers,
Tell me what it's all about!

If you want to stay home,
If you want to stay home,
Freedom of the papers,
All you ever need to know!
Freedom of the papers, All you've got to do! Oh no! Oh no!

If you want to go home,
If you want to go home,
Freedom from the papers,
All you've got to do is come!
Freedom form the papers,
All you've got to do! Oh no! Oh no!

If you want to go out,
If you want to go out,
Read it in the papers,
Tell me what it's all about!
Read it in the papers,
All you've got to do! Oh no! Not me!

If you want to go out,
If you want to go out,
If you want to go out,
If you want to go out,
If you want to go out.....