I Fell In Love With You
I fell in love with you - in the vegetable queue -
Loved you before I even knew your name!
I fell in love with you - before we even talked it through -
Oh, how I wished you'd felt a little of the same!
I can't go shopping in Woolwich, in Silvertown or Bromley-by Bow -
Without falling for some dishy lady - I see them wherever I go!
I fell in love with you in J.Sainsbury's cash till queue -
Loved you more than I could ever tell.
Fell in love with you - oh how I wish you'd loved me too -
Loved you so hard - it made me feel unwell!
I fell in love with you in the Blackwall Tunnel queue -
Loved you from nine - fifty through till ten -
I fell in love with you and your Ford Fiesta too -
Then cried 'cos I would ne'er see you again!
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I can't go travelling in Deptford, in Greenwich or Bromley-by-Bow.
Without falling for some dishy lady - I see them wherever I go!
I fell in love with you - on the seven fifty two -
From Woolwich Arsenal to Charing Cross.
I even spoke to you - approaching Waterloo -
Now London's gained my melancholy loss.
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I can't go travelling in London - by car or train or bus or bike - you know -
Without falling for some dishy lady - I see them wherever I go!
I fell in love with you on my five speed racer, too!
Loved you as you walked along the street!
Fell in love with you - oh how I wish you'd fallen too -
Chances are - we'll never ever meet!
I fell in love with you on a big red 422 -
From Wickham Lane to Greenwich Cutty Sark.
I fell in love with you - oh how I wish you'd fallen too -
Then we could have a walk round Greenwich Park!
I fell in love with you on flight VA 122 -
Loved you from Heathrow to JFK!
I fell in love with you - from your hair down to your shoes -
Loved you more than words could ever say!
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Oh I can't go travelling the Atlantic -
By great big Virgin Jumbo Jet you know!
Without falling for some dishy hostess -
I see them wherever I go!
I fell in love with you on a course where me and you -
Were sailing Bosun dinghies on Southmere!
I fell in love with you as you practised heaving-to -
And gently panicked as the shore came near!
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Oh, I can't go sailing in a dinghy -
Or even on a yacht upon the sea -
Without falling for some dishy sailor -
And hoping that she would fall for me!
I fell in love with you on a screen where me and you
Were sending e-mails daily to and fro!
I fell in love with you - before I
Of you and everything
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Oh I can
In the privacy of my very own old home
Without falling for some dishy e-mailer
Even when I
