Terry is a recluse, he's a misfit
Terry never goes out, he's a hermit

A lonely lonely dude
Terry won't answer the phone or the door
& we don't see Terry no more

No-one can contact Terry anymore
A life of solitude

[Chorus:]
Hello.... this is Terry talking
Terry talking, talking all alone
Hello... this is Terry Talking
on the answer phone... Terry's not at home

Terry is a plonker, Terry is a nut
Locked in the house with the curtains shut

No-one can contact Terry...

Hello... [guitar bit]

Hello...